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Ear Food

by Dallas Waldo

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Truffle Dumpling 03:25
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CHORUS 松露小籠包 松露 松露小籠包 （Truffle） 松露小籠包 松露小籠包 yeah 松露小籠包 （我愛）松露小籠包 （來） 兩籠小籠包 兩籠松露小籠包 VERSE 1 I like the juice I like the sauce I love the taste Feeling so soft I like it steaming hot Not when it’s dried up I like a dash of truffle That shit worth the line up That some fine stuff, Make we wanna ride up Yeah I need you now, yeah and I know where to find you You make me smile~ think about you all the time yeah I’m taking you home~ now you all mine yeah Baozi all be getting jealous I don’t got time for a basic dumpling Pot stickers don’t do it for me The only one worth my loving CHORUS VERSE 2 I love you more than you know I love you more than I show I was so scared to get hurt, yeah yeah yeah Until I found what it’s worth You the whole kit and caboodle First time I saw you I spit out my noodles All of the homies adore you They said I couldn’t afford you But for you it’s do or die, Yeah, until we unified I’ll work two jobs and push a Uber on the side I just hope my baby never ever goes cold on me I’ll do whatever it takes until you’re sold on me VERSE 3 Out here it’s 松露, in the west we know at as truffle But a truffle by any other name would still just be a truffle, I mean Some just can’t fathom They say you ain’t the one for me I come from up north, You from the east, how could this be? Wait. I done ate that French bread, I done nibbled on Swiss cheese, Had that grass-fed Aussie steak, my Sushi made by Japanese Thanksgiving and Christmas feast, ‘til I seen you in Taipei And I wonder if I ain’t meet you Would I still eat dog in Korea? CHORUS
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Chee$ecake 02:41
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CHORUS Cheesecake cheesecake 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 (Oh yeah) Cheesecake cheesecake 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 I want more 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 為什麼？ 減少我的煩惱 VERSE 1 Making that cake every day Cheese cake cheese cake cheese cake Life’s just better with a piece But when you get it man it don’t bring peace My competitors want my cake Basic hoes want my cake Uncle Sam wanna take my cake He take a piece of everything I make That’s why I’m cooking on the low Front like I’m broke, nothing to show Little do they know I just made a batch That’s – steaming on my stove Cooking that cake in Japan burn a cake out in Indonesia learned a recipe in Thailand Bring the cake back to my land CHORUS Cheesecake cheesecake 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 (Oh yeah) Cheesecake cheesecake 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 I want more 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 Cheesecake cake cake cake cake CAKE! 減少我的煩惱 VERSE 2 I ain’t going hungry no more I ain’t looking bummy no more They don’t think I’m funny no more Cause I don’t need y’all to fill my belly no more I could treat you to a plate I remember you was good to me back when I could show you how it’s made Make that cake my friend / Make 100 cakes then we feast it I just took my girl on a date – yeah She had cheese steak and a cheese cake Your girl said you a cheapskate Keep picking fries off of her plate – yeah yeah Shoulda learned how to be a chef – yeah Give a man cake he’ll eat for a day Teach a man how to cook, he set -yeah Get these people fed BRIDGE Cheesecake cheesecake 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 (Oh yeah) Cheesecake cheesecake 起司蛋糕蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 So Rich I mean Jack Ma rich I wanna be just like my cake Rich like a Cheesecake CHORUS
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Stinky Tofu 02:47
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The fermentation process can take up to two years The longer it ferments The stinkier and softer it becomes The first whiff will strike fear But one bite... Enlightenment! CHORUS I like stinky tofu, I like, I like stinky tofu I like stinky tofu, I like, I like stinky tofu 我喜歡 我喜歡但它很臭 它很臭 yeah 我不管 我習慣 它很臭 臭！ VERSE 1 Some people love it （love it） And some people can’t stand it (no no) Some people hate that shit Some folks just gotta have it I seen ‘em eat it just down the street I swear it smellin’ like stinky feet First time I wiffed it I nearly died I could not breathe and had teary eyes That was a stench I will not forget That is a meal that I do regret But my friend said don’t you give it up I know that the first time can be a little rough And damn man he was right Now that tofu’s a delight, eh~ I might grab a piece tonight~ 臭 CHORUS 2 I like stinky tofu, I like, I like stinky tofu I like stinky tofu, I like, I like stinky tofu 我喜歡 我喜歡但它很臭 它很臭 yeah 算了 我不管 我習慣 它很臭 臭！ VERSE 2 Some people love it （love it） And some people can’t stand it (no no) Some people hate that shit Some folks just gotta have it I don’t see what the big deal is Keep your nose outta my plate It ain’t killed not one soul Still y’all kids going hate And here’s another fun fact Most of that is sold untaxed Society could benefit from that paper Even the workers agree it’d be safer The quality of product could be rapidly improved Resulting in happier you when you go to get food! Don’t you see how we shot ourselves In the goddamn foot, fool! CHORUS 3 I like stinky tofu, I like, I like stinky tofu I like stinky tofu, I like, I like stinky tofu 我喜歡 我喜歡但它很臭 它很臭 我不管 我喜歡 它很臭 臭 臭！ OUTRO Yeah yeah 他很臭 Yeah yeah 超級臭 臭

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released September 4, 2019

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